| Wife that's ready to go home | All-leather clad biker ham +1 point for Harley Davidson shirt +10 points if you see him get off a Honda Goldwing |
Way-too-made-up female "Attention, please" |
Car with more than 4 ham antennas (Bonus: all mag-mount) |
Flip phone |
| Antenna bigger than vehicle | Audible APRS transmission | Whacker mobile (safety lights all over) |
D-STAR zealot | American flag do-rag |
| Overly-caffeinated ham (usually found in tailgate sale section) |
Beeping Morse code name badge | FREE SPACE |
Old man with high pants | Seller has things on table that he can't identify Quotes you a price anyway |
| A-little-too-into-it ham (tower on helmet, exhibiting cosplay/ComiCon behavior) |
Food stains on clothes +5 points if it's fresh |
QRO zealot (usually bashing QRP zealots) |
Ham with more than 4 HTs | Kilt |
| Ham with entire family in tow | QRP zealot (usually bashing QRO zealots) |
Orange safety vest | "I'm just here for the food." (sits around eating the whole time.) (nachos by 8:30am) |
NASCAR ham |