| Ham on scooter | Way-too-made-up female "Attention, please" |
QRO zealot (usually bashing QRP zealots) |
NASCAR ham | Windows 3.11 computer priced like new |
| Suspenders | Gender non-conforming ham | Car with more than 4 ham antennas (Bonus: all mag-mount) |
Seller has things on table that he can't identify Quotes you a price anyway |
Kilt |
| Flip phone | American flag do-rag | FREE SPACE |
Getting asked for cash/make change | Broken volume ham (heard from across the parking lot) |
| Audible APRS transmission | Serious raffle ticket guy (...he's still filling out tickets) |
More than 1 name badge | Ham with more than 4 HTs | Overly-caffeinated ham (usually found in tailgate sale section) |
| Flip-up sunglasses | Old man with high pants | Smelly ham (hasn't bathed since he got his license) |
Scooter collision Bonus: if you get hit |
HT turned up too loud |