| Cigarette-smoke ham (you won't see him as much as smell him) Bonus: smoke-stained facial hair |
Car with callsign lettering on the paint | Windows 3.11 computer priced like new | Boy Scout in uniform | Way-too-made-up female "Attention, please" |
| Smelly ham (hasn't bathed since he got his license) |
Seller has things on table that he can't identify Quotes you a price anyway |
Ham with walker | Scooter collision Bonus: if you get hit |
HT turned up too loud |
| Seller tells you his price for something quickly followed by how much he paid 10 years ago (Bonus: Prices aren't far apart) |
Plumber's crack | FREE SPACE |
Old man with high pants | Ham with entire family in tow |
| Beeping Morse code name badge | A-little-too-into-it ham (tower on helmet, exhibiting cosplay/ComiCon behavior) |
Whacker mobile (safety lights all over) |
QRO zealot (usually bashing QRP zealots) |
Suspenders |
| Flip-up sunglasses | Fanny pack | Dryrotted coax for sell | More than 1 name badge | Wife that's ready to go home |