| All-leather clad biker ham +1 point for Harley Davidson shirt +10 points if you see him get off a Honda Goldwing |
Whacker mobile (safety lights all over) |
Hill-billy's first trip to town in 25 years | Ham on scooter | Fanny pack |
| Kilt | Overly tactical/surplus ham (tactical vest, tactical cargo pants, shirt with flag/eagle/wolf/Harley-Davidson (or some mix), boonie cap) |
Broken volume ham (heard from across the parking lot) |
Way-too-made-up female "Attention, please" |
Ham carrying pet(s) |
| Smelly ham (hasn't bathed since he got his license) |
D-STAR zealot | FREE SPACE |
Flip phone | Way-too-short shorts +5 points if paired with way-too-tall socks |
| Flip-up sunglasses | Cigarette-smoke ham (you won't see him as much as smell him) Bonus: smoke-stained facial hair |
Beeping Morse code name badge | A-little-too-into-it ham (tower on helmet, exhibiting cosplay/ComiCon behavior) |
Car with more than 4 ham antennas (Bonus: all mag-mount) |
| HF man pack | Ham with walker | American flag do-rag | Food stains on clothes +5 points if it's fresh |
Orange safety vest |