| Scooter collision Bonus: if you get hit |
A-little-too-into-it ham (tower on helmet, exhibiting cosplay/ComiCon behavior) |
Flip-up sunglasses | Ham with more than 4 HTs | Beeping Morse code name badge |
| Orange safety vest | Ham wife selling soaps, crochet or crafts | Gordon West, WB6NOA | Flip phone | Ham carrying pet(s) |
| Car with more than 4 ham antennas (Bonus: all mag-mount) |
Cigarette-smoke ham (you won't see him as much as smell him) Bonus: smoke-stained facial hair |
FREE SPACE |
Wife that's ready to go home | Way-too-made-up female "Attention, please" |
| Windows 3.11 computer priced like new | Seller tells you his price for something quickly followed by how much he paid 10 years ago (Bonus: Prices aren't far apart) |
All-leather clad biker ham +1 point for Harley Davidson shirt +10 points if you see him get off a Honda Goldwing |
Overly tactical/surplus ham (tactical vest, tactical cargo pants, shirt with flag/eagle/wolf/Harley-Davidson (or some mix), boonie cap) |
HT turned up too loud |
| HF man pack | Seller has things on table that he can't identify Quotes you a price anyway |
Old man with high pants | Hill-billy's first trip to town in 25 years | Kilt |