| 13.1 Sticker | Sports car with oversized spoiler (bonus: car is in bad shape) | Crying kids | Personalized license plate (bonus: makes no sense) | Out of state license plate |
| Motorcycle | Emergency vehicle | Stick figure family | "In memory of" | Animal in the car |
| Body panel different color than rest of vehicle | More passengers than seatbelts | FREE SPACE |
Truck with too many accessories | Dragging or dangling muffler |
| Smoking driver (Bonus: Vaping) | Faded paintjob | CB antenna | Mudflaps with Yosemite Sam or bikini girls | Talking on the phone |
| Rusty car | Tiny sports car with loud exhaust | Damage from a previous wreck | More than 4 bumper stickers | Shattered windshield |