| Crying kids | CB antenna | Out of state license plate | Sports car with oversized spoiler (bonus: car is in bad shape) | Tiny sports car with loud exhaust |
| Mudflaps with Yosemite Sam or bikini girls | Duct tape on a car | More than 4 bumper stickers | Motorcycle | Classic car |
| Dirty box truck with messages written in it | 26.2 Sticker | FREE SPACE |
Damage from a previous wreck | Talking on the phone |
| Faded paintjob | Truck with too many accessories | Rusty car | Smoking exhaust | Animal in the car |
| "In memory of" | Personalized license plate (bonus: makes no sense) | More passengers than seatbelts | Dragging or dangling muffler | Emergency vehicle |