College Parent Orientation Bingo
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"Free" services offered at school even though you're paying for it all Parent asking how to check student grades
Bonus: School doesn't mention FERPA
Parent excited kid will rush for their fraternity/sorority Know It All parent explaining things for school Living vicariously through student
Overly proud Alumnus Parent asking how to contact student if they don't answer phone Swag vultures
(they grab 2 or 3 of all the free stuff)
Parent discussing "full ride" scholarship Coffee
Question for every topic Sleeping parent FREE
SPACE
Lost/late parent
Bonus: They apologize loudly
Hors d'oeuvres
Bonus: Someone takes some to-go
Campus Bookstore Parent explaining why they turned down Ivy League school
Bonus: "It wasn't a good fit"
Worrisome parent
Asks "what if..." too much
Loud ringing cell phone
Bonus: They stare at it while it rings
Student's boyfriend/girlfriend already goes here
Entire family in tow Parent asking about laundry Crying Mom or Dad Parent dropping ACT/SAT scores Parent upset kid is at this school