College Parent Orientation Bingo
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Parent dropping ACT/SAT scores Student's boyfriend/girlfriend already goes here Living vicariously through student Parent discussing "full ride" scholarship Parent telling everyone how smart their kid is
Lost/late parent
Bonus: They apologize loudly
Entire family in tow Parent explaining why they turned down Ivy League school
Bonus: "It wasn't a good fit"
Parent asking how to contact student if they don't answer phone Swag vultures
(they grab 2 or 3 of all the free stuff)
Parent asking how to check student grades
Bonus: School doesn't mention FERPA
University President FREE
SPACE
Question for every topic Loud ringing cell phone
Bonus: They stare at it while it rings
Parent upset kid is at this school Parent excited kid will rush for their fraternity/sorority Worrisome parent
Asks "what if..." too much
Sleeping parent "Free" services offered at school even though you're paying for it all
Campus Bookstore University administrator which nobody is too sure what they do Hors d'oeuvres
Bonus: Someone takes some to-go
You hear of a major you never knew existed
"Is that real?"
Crying Mom or Dad