| Worrisome parent Asks "what if..." too much |
Know It All parent explaining things for school | Parent dropping ACT/SAT scores | Living vicariously through student | Parent telling everyone how smart their kid is |
| Entire family in tow | Hors d'oeuvres Bonus: Someone takes some to-go |
Student's boyfriend/girlfriend already goes here | Swag vultures (they grab 2 or 3 of all the free stuff) |
Coffee |
| Parent asking how to contact student if they don't answer phone | Question for every topic | FREE SPACE |
University administrator which nobody is too sure what they do | Parent asking about laundry |
| Sleeping parent | Crying Mom or Dad | Loud ringing cell phone Bonus: They stare at it while it rings |
University President | Campus Bookstore |
| You hear of a major you never knew existed "Is that real?" |
Someone saying "this is just a stepping stone" | Parent explaining why they turned down Ivy League school Bonus: "It wasn't a good fit" |
Overly proud Alumnus | Parent excited kid will rush for their fraternity/sorority |