| Overly proud Alumnus | Crying Mom or Dad | Living vicariously through student | Swag vultures (they grab 2 or 3 of all the free stuff) |
University administrator which nobody is too sure what they do |
| Question for every topic | "Free" services offered at school even though you're paying for it all | Entire family in tow | Campus Bookstore | Parent telling everyone how smart their kid is |
| Parent asking how to contact student if they don't answer phone | Student's boyfriend/girlfriend already goes here | FREE SPACE |
Know It All parent explaining things for school | Loud ringing cell phone Bonus: They stare at it while it rings |
| Parent explaining why they turned down Ivy League school Bonus: "It wasn't a good fit" |
Worrisome parent Asks "what if..." too much |
University President | Parent excited kid will rush for their fraternity/sorority | Parent upset kid is at this school |
| Parent discussing "full ride" scholarship | Hors d'oeuvres Bonus: Someone takes some to-go |
Coffee | You hear of a major you never knew existed "Is that real?" |
Lost/late parent Bonus: They apologize loudly |