| You hear of a major you never knew existed "Is that real?" |
Worrisome parent Asks "what if..." too much |
Parent telling everyone how smart their kid is | Parent asking about laundry | Campus Bookstore |
| Parent excited kid will rush for their fraternity/sorority | Question for every topic | Someone saying "this is just a stepping stone" | Parent explaining why they turned down Ivy League school Bonus: "It wasn't a good fit" |
Know It All parent explaining things for school |
| Loud ringing cell phone Bonus: They stare at it while it rings |
Parent asking how to contact student if they don't answer phone | FREE SPACE |
Living vicariously through student | Swag vultures (they grab 2 or 3 of all the free stuff) |
| Entire family in tow | "Free" services offered at school even though you're paying for it all | Sleeping parent | Meaningless statistics about the incoming class of freshmen | Hors d'oeuvres Bonus: Someone takes some to-go |
| Student's boyfriend/girlfriend already goes here | University administrator which nobody is too sure what they do | Overly proud Alumnus | Parent dropping ACT/SAT scores | Crying Mom or Dad |