| Parent asking how to contact student if they don't answer phone | Living vicariously through student | Parent explaining why they turned down Ivy League school Bonus: "It wasn't a good fit" |
University President | "Free" services offered at school even though you're paying for it all |
| Lost/late parent Bonus: They apologize loudly |
Entire family in tow | Crying Mom or Dad | Parent asking how to check student grades Bonus: School doesn't mention FERPA |
Overly proud Alumnus |
| Someone saying "this is just a stepping stone" | Parent discussing "full ride" scholarship | FREE SPACE |
Loud ringing cell phone Bonus: They stare at it while it rings |
University administrator which nobody is too sure what they do |
| Campus Bookstore | Question for every topic | Parent upset kid is at this school | Know It All parent explaining things for school | Parent excited kid will rush for their fraternity/sorority |
| Sleeping parent | Hors d'oeuvres Bonus: Someone takes some to-go |
You hear of a major you never knew existed "Is that real?" |
Worrisome parent Asks "what if..." too much |
Student's boyfriend/girlfriend already goes here |