| Swag vultures (they grab 2 or 3 of all the free stuff) |
Living vicariously through student | Parent dropping ACT/SAT scores | Parent asking how to contact student if they don't answer phone | Parent upset kid is at this school |
| Lost/late parent Bonus: They apologize loudly |
University President | Overly proud Alumnus | Question for every topic | Campus Bookstore |
| Parent telling everyone how smart their kid is | Worrisome parent Asks "what if..." too much |
FREE SPACE |
Parent asking about laundry | University administrator which nobody is too sure what they do |
| Someone saying "this is just a stepping stone" | Parent discussing "full ride" scholarship | Know It All parent explaining things for school | Loud ringing cell phone Bonus: They stare at it while it rings |
Sleeping parent |
| Coffee | Parent excited kid will rush for their fraternity/sorority | Student's boyfriend/girlfriend already goes here | Crying Mom or Dad | "Free" services offered at school even though you're paying for it all |