| Crying Mom or Dad | Parent explaining why they turned down Ivy League school Bonus: "It wasn't a good fit" |
Parent discussing "full ride" scholarship | Parent telling everyone how smart their kid is | Someone saying "this is just a stepping stone" |
| Question for every topic | Lost/late parent Bonus: They apologize loudly |
Parent dropping ACT/SAT scores | Loud ringing cell phone Bonus: They stare at it while it rings |
Parent excited kid will rush for their fraternity/sorority |
| Parent asking about laundry | Entire family in tow | FREE SPACE |
Parent asking how to check student grades Bonus: School doesn't mention FERPA |
Parent upset kid is at this school |
| Swag vultures (they grab 2 or 3 of all the free stuff) |
University administrator which nobody is too sure what they do | Student's boyfriend/girlfriend already goes here | Worrisome parent Asks "what if..." too much |
Coffee |
| Hors d'oeuvres Bonus: Someone takes some to-go |
You hear of a major you never knew existed "Is that real?" |
University President | Campus Bookstore | Overly proud Alumnus |