| Someone saying "this is just a stepping stone" | University President | Lost/late parent Bonus: They apologize loudly |
Living vicariously through student | Crying Mom or Dad |
| Parent explaining why they turned down Ivy League school Bonus: "It wasn't a good fit" |
You hear of a major you never knew existed "Is that real?" |
University administrator which nobody is too sure what they do | Sleeping parent | Parent asking how to check student grades Bonus: School doesn't mention FERPA |
| Parent asking about laundry | Swag vultures (they grab 2 or 3 of all the free stuff) |
FREE SPACE |
"Free" services offered at school even though you're paying for it all | Parent asking how to contact student if they don't answer phone |
| Student's boyfriend/girlfriend already goes here | Meaningless statistics about the incoming class of freshmen | Hors d'oeuvres Bonus: Someone takes some to-go |
Entire family in tow | Parent discussing "full ride" scholarship |
| Loud ringing cell phone Bonus: They stare at it while it rings |
Overly proud Alumnus | Know It All parent explaining things for school | Campus Bookstore | Parent dropping ACT/SAT scores |