| Muslims | Dog barking in background | ACLU | Commies | Immigrants |
| Fascism | Taxes | Diabetes | "these days" | military |
| Social Security | Antenna | FREE SPACE |
Nazis/Hitler | Prostate |
| "I know because..." | Cancer | "What you don't hear..." | Clearing throat | rights |
| Socialism | Welfare | "The Media" | Constitution | Contesters |