| ACLU | "What you don't hear..." | "I'm telling you..." | Clinton | Liberals |
| Constitution | Contesters | "What they don't want you to know..." | mouth breathing | rights |
| Obama | Prostate | FREE SPACE |
Socialism | Welfare |
| terrorists | Social Security | thugs | "That's what's going on here..." | military |
| "Gubmint" | America | Antenna | "The Media" | Diabetes |