| "What they don't want you to know..." | "these days" | No-code | Muslims | Commies |
| rights | Obama | "Gubmint" | Immigrants | Socialism |
| Clearing throat | Prostate | FREE SPACE |
Diabetes | Liberals |
| military | Dog barking in background | Constitution | Cancer | Social Security |
| "What you don't hear..." | Contesters | "Real ham radio" | Welfare | mouth breathing |