| Constitution | "What you don't hear..." | "I'm telling you..." | Dog barking in background | Obama |
| Rush Limbaugh | Immigrants | Social Security | Commies | thugs |
| mouth breathing | Diabetes | FREE SPACE |
Fascism | America |
| Cancer | Guns Ammo 2nd Amendment |
Contesters | Prostate | terrorists |
| "Real ham radio" | Taxes | "That's what's going on here..." | ACLU | Muslims |