| "I'm telling you..." | "What they don't want you to know..." | Antenna | Fascism | ACLU |
| Taxes | Prostate | Rush Limbaugh | "I know because..." | Clearing throat |
| "The Media" | "That's what's going on here..." | FREE SPACE |
Commies | America |
| Diabetes | Welfare | "What you don't hear..." | Liberals | mouth breathing |
| "Gubmint" | Constitution | Socialism | military | "Real ham radio" |