| Beeping Morse code name badge | Getting asked for cash/make change | Ham with entire family in tow | Ham on scooter | Audible APRS transmission |
| A-little-too-into-it ham (tower on helmet, exhibiting cosplay/ComiCon behavior) |
Fanny pack | Kilt | Wife that's ready to go home | Flip-up sunglasses |
| Way-too-made-up female "Attention, please" |
Plumber's crack | FREE SPACE |
Ham carrying pet(s) | Ham with walker |
| Serious raffle ticket guy (...he's still filling out tickets) |
Gender non-conforming ham | Overly tactical/surplus ham (tactical vest, tactical cargo pants, shirt with flag/eagle/wolf/Harley-Davidson (or some mix), boonie cap) |
Dryrotted coax for sell | Overly-caffeinated ham (usually found in tailgate sale section) |
| QRP zealot (usually bashing QRO zealots) |
Flip phone | NASCAR ham | Antenna bigger than vehicle | HT turned up too loud |