| Ham with walker | NASCAR ham | Scooter collision Bonus: if you get hit |
Windows 3.11 computer priced like new | Flip phone |
| Overly-caffeinated ham (usually found in tailgate sale section) |
Smelly ham (hasn't bathed since he got his license) |
Boy Scout in uniform | HF man pack | Wife that's ready to go home |
| Cigarette-smoke ham (you won't see him as much as smell him) Bonus: smoke-stained facial hair |
Car with callsign lettering on the paint | FREE SPACE |
Seller has things on table that he can't identify Quotes you a price anyway |
Ham on scooter |
| Orange safety vest | Flip-up sunglasses | Car with more than 4 ham antennas (Bonus: all mag-mount) |
Food stains on clothes +5 points if it's fresh |
Beeping Morse code name badge |
| QRO zealot (usually bashing QRP zealots) |
Ham with entire family in tow | Old man with high pants | Overly tactical/surplus ham (tactical vest, tactical cargo pants, shirt with flag/eagle/wolf/Harley-Davidson (or some mix), boonie cap) |
Dryrotted coax for sell |