| Whacker mobile (safety lights all over) |
Fanny pack | Hillbilly's first trip to town in 25 years | Plumber's crack | Serious raffle ticket guy (...he's still filling out tickets) |
| Someone wearing POTA stuff | QRP zealot (usually bashing QRO zealots) |
Way-too-short shorts +5 points if paired with way-too-tall socks |
Dryrotted coax for sell | Home imrpovement vendor (windows, roofing, remodeling) |
| Wife that's ready to go home | Smelly ham (hasn't bathed since he got his license) |
FREE SPACE |
Audible APRS transmission | Ham with more than 4 HTs |
| Flip phone | Car with more than 4 ham antennas (Bonus: all mag-mount) |
QRO zealot (usually bashing QRP zealots) |
Orange safety vest | Food stains on clothes +5 points if it's fresh |
| Ham on scooter | A-little-too-into-it ham (tower on helmet, exhibiting cosplay/ComiCon behavior) |
Car with callsign lettering on the paint | HF man pack | All-leather clad biker ham +1 point for Harley Davidson shirt +10 points if you see him get off a Honda Goldwing |