| Old man with high pants | Windows 3.11 computer priced like new | Hill-billy's first trip to town in 25 years | Plumber's crack | Kilt |
| Orange safety vest | Fanny pack | Seller has things on table that he can't identify Quotes you a price anyway |
Audible APRS transmission | Way-too-short shorts +5 points if paired with way-too-tall socks |
| Dryrotted coax for sell | Ham with entire family in tow | FREE SPACE |
A-little-too-into-it ham (tower on helmet, exhibiting cosplay/ComiCon behavior) |
Wife that's ready to go home |
| Antenna bigger than vehicle | More than 1 name badge | Broken volume ham (heard from across the parking lot) |
D-STAR zealot | NASCAR ham |
| QRO zealot (usually bashing QRP zealots) |
HF man pack | Ham with walker | Ham carrying pet(s) | Way-too-made-up female "Attention, please" |