| Ham wife selling soaps, crochet or crafts | Boy Scout in uniform | Seller has things on table that he can't identify Quotes you a price anyway |
HT turned up too loud | HF man pack |
| Old man with high pants | Car with callsign lettering on the paint | Ham carrying pet(s) | Hill-billy's first trip to town in 25 years | QRP zealot (usually bashing QRO zealots) |
| Cigarette-smoke ham (you won't see him as much as smell him) Bonus: smoke-stained facial hair |
Suspenders | FREE SPACE |
Audible APRS transmission | Smelly ham (hasn't bathed since he got his license) |
| Seller tells you his price for something quickly followed by how much he paid 10 years ago (Bonus: Prices aren't far apart) |
Dryrotted coax for sell | A-little-too-into-it ham (tower on helmet, exhibiting cosplay/ComiCon behavior) |
Whacker mobile (safety lights all over) |
Flip-up sunglasses |
| Orange safety vest | Flip phone | All-leather clad biker ham +1 point for Harley Davidson shirt +10 points if you see him get off a Honda Goldwing |
Ham with more than 4 HTs | Ham with entire family in tow |