| Wife that's ready to go home | NASCAR ham | American flag do-rag | HT turned up too loud | Ham wife selling soaps, crochet or crafts |
| Gordon West, WB6NOA | Way-too-short shorts +5 points if paired with way-too-tall socks |
Car with callsign lettering on the paint | Whacker mobile (safety lights all over) |
Seller has things on table that he can't identify Quotes you a price anyway |
| "I'm just here for the food." (sits around eating the whole time.) (nachos by 8:30am) |
Ham with entire family in tow | FREE SPACE |
Old man with high pants | Flip-up sunglasses |
| Ham on scooter | Plumber's crack | Beeping Morse code name badge | Cigarette-smoke ham (you won't see him as much as smell him) Bonus: smoke-stained facial hair |
Seller tells you his price for something quickly followed by how much he paid 10 years ago (Bonus: Prices aren't far apart) |
| All-leather clad biker ham +1 point for Harley Davidson shirt +10 points if you see him get off a Honda Goldwing |
Scooter collision Bonus: if you get hit |
A-little-too-into-it ham (tower on helmet, exhibiting cosplay/ComiCon behavior) |
Audible APRS transmission | Ham with walker |