| Plumber's crack | Scooter collision Bonus: if you get hit |
Hill-billy's first trip to town in 25 years | Ham with entire family in tow | Fanny pack |
| Car with more than 4 ham antennas (Bonus: all mag-mount) |
NASCAR ham | Wife that's ready to go home | Boy Scout in uniform | HF man pack |
| Cigarette-smoke ham (you won't see him as much as smell him) Bonus: smoke-stained facial hair |
All-leather clad biker ham +1 point for Harley Davidson shirt +10 points if you see him get off a Honda Goldwing |
FREE SPACE |
Ham on scooter | Seller tells you his price for something quickly followed by how much he paid 10 years ago (Bonus: Prices aren't far apart) |
| "I'm just here for the food." (sits around eating the whole time.) (nachos by 8:30am) |
Food stains on clothes +5 points if it's fresh |
D-STAR zealot | Windows 3.11 computer priced like new | HT turned up too loud |
| Ham with walker | Broken volume ham (heard from across the parking lot) |
Whacker mobile (safety lights all over) |
Overly-caffeinated ham (usually found in tailgate sale section) |
Flip-up sunglasses |