| Ham wife selling soaps, crochet or crafts | Ham carrying pet(s) | D-STAR zealot | Kilt | Boy Scout in uniform |
| HT turned up too loud | Broken volume ham (heard from across the parking lot) |
Beeping Morse code name badge | More than 1 name badge | Overly-caffeinated ham (usually found in tailgate sale section) |
| Plumber's crack | Way-too-made-up female "Attention, please" |
FREE SPACE |
HF man pack | NASCAR ham |
| Flip phone | QRP zealot (usually bashing QRO zealots) |
Wife that's ready to go home | Flip-up sunglasses | Car with callsign lettering on the paint |
| Car with more than 4 ham antennas (Bonus: all mag-mount) |
Ham on scooter | Windows 3.11 computer priced like new | QRO zealot (usually bashing QRP zealots) |
American flag do-rag |