| Kilt | Scooter collision Bonus: if you get hit |
Broken volume ham (heard from across the parking lot) |
Hill-billy's first trip to town in 25 years | Car with callsign lettering on the paint |
| HF man pack | Beeping Morse code name badge | Orange safety vest | Car with more than 4 ham antennas (Bonus: all mag-mount) |
American flag do-rag |
| Cigarette-smoke ham (you won't see him as much as smell him) Bonus: smoke-stained facial hair |
Ham with more than 4 HTs | FREE SPACE |
Ham with entire family in tow | QRP zealot (usually bashing QRO zealots) |
| Old man with high pants | Seller has things on table that he can't identify Quotes you a price anyway |
Plumber's crack | Boy Scout in uniform | Way-too-short shorts +5 points if paired with way-too-tall socks |
| Seller tells you his price for something quickly followed by how much he paid 10 years ago (Bonus: Prices aren't far apart) |
Overly tactical/surplus ham (tactical vest, tactical cargo pants, shirt with flag/eagle/wolf/Harley-Davidson (or some mix), boonie cap) |
D-STAR zealot | Flip phone | Audible APRS transmission |