| Way-too-short shorts +5 points if paired with way-too-tall socks |
"I'm just here for the food." (sits around eating the whole time.) (nachos by 8:30am) |
Car with more than 4 ham antennas (Bonus: all mag-mount) |
Ham on scooter | NASCAR ham |
| Overly-caffeinated ham (usually found in tailgate sale section) |
Dryrotted coax for sell | Ham with entire family in tow | Wife that's ready to go home | HF man pack |
| Ham with walker | Scooter collision Bonus: if you get hit |
FREE SPACE |
Old man with high pants | Gordon West, WB6NOA |
| Suspenders | Plumber's crack | Hill-billy's first trip to town in 25 years | Cigarette-smoke ham (you won't see him as much as smell him) Bonus: smoke-stained facial hair |
Whacker mobile (safety lights all over) |
| Kilt | QRP zealot (usually bashing QRO zealots) |
Fanny pack | Flip phone | QRO zealot (usually bashing QRP zealots) |