| Suspenders | Flip phone | Gordon West, WB6NOA | Antenna bigger than vehicle | Scooter collision Bonus: if you get hit |
| More than 1 name badge | Overly tactical/surplus ham (tactical vest, tactical cargo pants, shirt with flag/eagle/wolf/Harley-Davidson (or some mix), boonie cap) |
Ham on scooter | Seller tells you his price for something quickly followed by how much he paid 10 years ago (Bonus: Prices aren't far apart) |
Orange safety vest |
| NASCAR ham | Plumber's crack | FREE SPACE |
American flag do-rag | Ham with walker |
| Way-too-made-up female "Attention, please" |
All-leather clad biker ham +1 point for Harley Davidson shirt +10 points if you see him get off a Honda Goldwing |
Ham with entire family in tow | HF man pack | Ham carrying pet(s) |
| D-STAR zealot | HT turned up too loud | Ham with more than 4 HTs | Fanny pack | Dryrotted coax for sell |