| QRO zealot (usually bashing QRP zealots) |
Ham with walker | Scooter collision Bonus: if you get hit |
Ham wife selling soaps, crochet, or crafts | Food stains on clothes +5 points if it's fresh |
| Fanny pack | Windows 3.11 computer priced like new | Ham carrying pet(s) | Flip-up sunglasses | All-leather clad biker ham +1 point for Harley Davidson shirt +10 points if you see him get off a Honda Goldwing |
| Antenna bigger than vehicle | Ham on scooter | FREE SPACE |
Way-too-short shorts +5 points if paired with way-too-tall socks |
Getting asked for cash/make change |
| Serious raffle ticket guy (...he's still filling out tickets) |
Flip phone | Cigarette-smoke ham (you won't see him as much as smell him) Bonus: smoke-stained facial hair |
Car with more than 4 ham antennas (Bonus: all mag-mount) |
Wife that's ready to go home |
| Boy Scout in uniform | Ham with more than 4 HTs | American flag do-rag | HF man pack | Home imrpovement vendor (windows, roofing, remodeling) |