| Ham wife selling soaps, crochet or crafts | Overly-caffeinated ham (usually found in tailgate sale section) |
More than 1 name badge | Windows 3.11 computer priced like new | Way-too-made-up female "Attention, please" |
| Audible APRS transmission | Kilt | Smelly ham (hasn't bathed since he got his license) |
Antenna bigger than vehicle | A-little-too-into-it ham (tower on helmet, exhibiting cosplay/ComiCon behavior) |
| Wife that's ready to go home | Seller tells you his price for something quickly followed by how much he paid 10 years ago (Bonus: Prices aren't far apart) |
FREE SPACE |
Whacker mobile (safety lights all over) |
Fanny pack |
| Hill-billy's first trip to town in 25 years | Car with callsign lettering on the paint | NASCAR ham | HT turned up too loud | Car with more than 4 ham antennas (Bonus: all mag-mount) |
| Broken volume ham (heard from across the parking lot) |
Plumber's crack | Suspenders | Ham carrying pet(s) | "I'm just here for the food." (sits around eating the whole time.) (nachos by 8:30am) |